Friday March 3rd-7:58 PM- BREAKING NEWS- The caviar that Donald Trump is eating during the Presidential campaign is “Russian”. The NY Times and Washington Post have done a DNA test on the fish eggs and they truly do come from Russia. To make matters worse for the administration this is same town that President Putin comes from. Could the Trump administration obtained the Caviar directly from Russian President Putin as a “special favor” for the Russian Administration? Minority Leader Senator Chuck Schumer is asking for a special prosecutor to look into this matter further and has also stated he saw the President eat a Bliny as well. More details to come.
FOOTNOTE-This caviar is also available in Whole Foods.