Trump’s pick for Secretary of State will not be me. I’m sorry that I had to pull my name out of his hat but who wants to live in a suitcase and those meetings can go on forever. Of course Exxon Mobil C.E.O Rex Tillerson who has continually traveled around the globe and has good relationships with many world leaders might have a bit more experience then I who generally stays in my house but I have more hats and better hair. I’m sorry to disappoint my fans and supporters (especially those with tails) but I have to do what’s best for my family and my invite keeps getting lost in the mail.