In a recent blog I suggested that you look for your boyfriend or girlfriend that had many of the traits of our four legged friends (see below) yet I don’t want you to get the wrong idea and believe all their traits are admirable. Here are just a few that I believe you should walk the other way if you see them in a human companion and without a leech.
(1) NAKED- It sorta ruins the excitement of life when your partner insists on being naked all the time and is too lazy to put on their own clothes.
(2) AFFECTION- Everyone appreciates affection but with a tongue on the nose and face can be sorta gross from fellow homo sapiens.
(3) LIFE- You should want a partner that has their own life and doesn’t find it so enthralling to sit on your lap.
(4) SPEAK- We all want to be listened to but also want some type of response other then ruff.
(https://budrebelproductions.com/2016/11/17/girlfriendboyfriend-w-dog-traits/)