What would it be like if my dog suddenly became a human being? Would I enjoy having this person following me around all the time? How long would it take to train them into accepting human traits and would I have to use people treats instead of dog treats? Would it look strange if I petted him/her in public? Imagine them expressing their excitement in human language as they walked outside the house or ate a snack from the ground. Would they still enjoy smelling butts and other gross items even as they walked on only two legs Of course this situation is far fetched but the fact is do I love my dog because it acts this way as I dog but would hate it in a person? Come to think of it I’ve never been licked by a person.