A CLINTON TRUTH FOUNDATION PROJECT
If you are reading this post you are already dead. How do I know this well let’s just say I knew you from the first moment you’re parents thought of you um I mean said “Oh Sh** I thought..” well I’m um getting a bit in the weeds before we’ve even seen the forest. No, I’m not who you think I’m just one of the workers assigned to your case. They’ll be others that will stop by to see how I’m doing and if I don’t pass then you won’t either so try to be on your top performance. Anyway death isn’t anything like you’ve read about or watched in the movies it’s more like watching those shorts instead and this one is coming to an end.
Where do we go now is up to you?