Yankee, Dodger, or hockey fans can make a last minute conversion to the NY Met’s up till 7:45 PM tonight. The game starts at 8:05 PM and you have to say M-E-T-S Mets, Mets, Mets slogan three times and be sprinkled with some beer for this to occur. Those who decide to become more traditional fans will have to wear the attire including a Met’s insignia cap, shirt and jacket (some groups will accept the Jacket & Hat alone). For it is not when you make your conversion but how loud and excited you will be that will determine whether you’re accepted into our family. By the way some of the reform minded will accept conversion up to (G-D willing) the last out of the World Series. It’s time you join us we may not save your soul but at least you’ll have some more fun in October.