The Emperor Has No Brains

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I ordered two galloons of Kool Aid for the DNC but after last nights debate performance even they couldn’t drink. The emperor was revealed to be completed naked from toe to brain. By the way, was one of the most comprehensive statements he made and that was on repeat mode again, again and…  In terms of sports the moderator should have stopped the match before the first commercial break and sent Joe home to get in his pj’s and grab some ice cream. All the drugs were doing was keeping one eye wide open while the other was as creepy as his hair smelling technique. If Joe wasn’t actually in the White House this would have been hysterical. The truth has been revealed and now it’s time to make sure the new President actually has a brain.

FOOTNOTE-  Sorry, there is no Bud in this post as our country and world truly need new leadership ASAP.

Trumps V.P.

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Bryon Donalds should be Trumps V.P.  He’s smart, quick on his feet even in a CNN crowd and will bring new energy/ excitement to the race.   Bryon will not only energize the base but bring new young faces to the cause.  He should be announced at the convention which would draw a boost in the audience that would be watching.  Finally he even shares a name with Donald although in a different location.  Bryon Donalds has been called an up and coming star in the G.O.P that star should be lit as V.P.

BPD

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You will abandon me like all the rest so I’ll move first!!  I see the way she looks at you even it’s a work and I won’t become a sucker. I will block your calls because there is no excuse you can give me and I’m tired of your harassment even if it’s only in my eyes.  The past is not recognized only the pain you bring me today. Finally, you have the nerve to claim I have a borderline personality while you are truly the person who is sick. You are just against me as the others have been.

 

Never Know

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When all appears about to topple suddenly somehow there is a slight wind heading your way. G-D has a way to bring us to our knees whenever our feet are getting a bit too comfortable and pick us up when we are about to gravel. All might appear to  be thrown out the window yet somehow comes back to Y-O-U at the least sensible time.  Plans are formulated and then need to be drawn up from scratch. G-D knows life is unpredictable just when it appears to be the opposite so just live it and make sure you to hold a good moment longer wherever the road might suddenly go.

Hardy L-I-V-E

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After a long Covid break I came back into the concert world with my first concert in three years, Hardy and it exceeded all expectations.  Hardy had this enthralled crowd singing and swinging to every song to the point no chairs were required. The effects were out of this world and honestly so were his fellow fans. Hardy performed as if there was no tomorrow and the audience truly appreciated his every move. I’m back in the concert world as Hardy brought L-I-V-E back in my worlds spotlight!

FOOTNOTE-  The PNC Bank Center deserves it’s on standing ovation as a great place to host a concert with their awesome drinks, ease to arrive and leave etc etc.

Happy Father’s Day To Those & Those…

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Happy Father’s Day to those who are blessed to have them, those that have memories thereof and those who have placed someone in this important position.  For, those that are still privileged to have them please take an extra moment to thank their father and the heavenly one who keeps them in your world.  Those that are in my camp have memories that keep their fathering beating in this world even if they are not.  While those who have found a special person to fill this place can still celebrate this day with this wonderful person even if the title might appear a bit different.  In the end may G-D bless us all on this special day in our unique and loving way.

I Forgot

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Now where did it go?  This is the one item which will keep me thinking and I can’t find where I put it. It goes on the tip of my tongue but is know where to be found. How can I stay smart when I’ve lost my mind?  It’s got to be here somewhere, right?  A paradox if ever the one item that can make my mind smarter is the one that is lost.

FOOTNOTE-  This is how I felt when I lost my mushroom powder.

Ode To A Toe

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You’ve always been there for M-E and now I have to be there for Y-O-U. The truth is I’ve neglected that you were even there but now I just can’t. Ow!!  You’ve been the one to lead me down the path and now it’s time you get a break please not literally. I know if it wasn’t for that stupid brain hand thing we wouldn’t be in this mess. Next time obviously take off the weights guys before letting toe feel it, okay?  Anyway I just want to say to you the rest of the body truly cares and wishes you a speedy recovery for without you where would we truly be standing?

Affair

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You’ve got to stop calling for she’s on to us. That is when you’re number comes up I hardly answer but you keep on trying and it’s driving me insane. Yes, sometimes I pick up but you know this can’t last. Your offerings are just too tempting with an accent I hear know where else. That’s why I have to end it!!  Spam we had our moment but now it’s time to block you.

FOOTNOTE- Spam love Y-O-U too and is ready anytime you want to take her calls.

Alien Resident- Last Moment but….

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I made it to the last episode of Alien Resident and it has left me in space (time warped previous blog post). This show was my glue as it was short and usually just fun/funny. Don’t get me wrong once in awhile the PC police put me in handcuffs while watching but I escaped (fast forwarded a scene) back to the Alien universe. I’m not sure if another season is in the can but if not the ending closed many of the storylines with a slight period.  Alien Resident I’ll miss the laughs, fun and even some tears as this part of my life has gone to a whole new galaxy.

 

*** – If you can get past the PC stuff you might add another 1/2 star.

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