Uncategorized

Let’s face it not everyone should vote. Here are just a few that honestly shouldn’t be voting.

(1) People who vote based on the amount of signs one candidate has over the other

(2) Individuals who vote based on who’s in the “in crowd”

(3) People who truly don’t understand what they are voting for or against but just checking a box blindfold.

(4) Those who vote based on a “celebrity endorsement” without review of the actual candidate.

(5) Individuals who are on some of type of psychedelic experience that leads them down to the voting path.

(6)  Those who consider “Dumb and Dumber” brilliant.

It’s my birthday so what are you doing just standing there wag a tail or something!! Make your day a bit more ‘Lucky” get it my name.  Well, enough with the dog humor it’s time to make this day a step above the rest and wag your own tail even if it’s not figurative. For life should be F-U-N especially on my big day.

I almost betrayed my culture and it could have been for the factor that made me become who I am. Well maybe a bit who I am. For, I have “hated” the NY Yankees every since Reggie Jackson has made it a game of money where the average person couldn’t afford to go to a game let alone by a hot dog. Now, this isn’t a Biden hate but one where I usually cheer for every other team above the Bronx Bombers. Yet, yesterday I was willing to sell this culture for a bit of paper.  If the Yankees had won last nights game and the following game I would become,… dare I say it become a Yankee fan as well as become a bit richer. That was my agreement. Well the Yankees lost it yesterday so I can continue to hate them and even have less paper to proof it.

FOOTNOTE-   I, honestly feel a bit sad about the loss so maybe there is hope for that culture as well.

The “Autopsy of Jane Doe” was so unenjoyable that I’m literally cancelling a film critic.I’m personally against cancelling someone except when their performance just stinks and this review is as correct as Kamala Harris being a deep thinker.  This critic said it was the scariest movie on Netflix and I’m afraid he’s just scared of  being bored. I lost all interest in this movie way before any credit could roll as I my brain was switched off with characters that nobody could care about. Yes, there was a jump scare here or there but the only jumping you’ll do is for your remote control. The Autopsy of Jane Doe needs to be dissected to figure out what the hell was enjoyable with it.

** – I gave the film an extra star because it taught me about the autopsy procedure.

Interrogator – You had everything wealth, success, fame and then you just disappeared why?

Tom-  You ever have a band aid on that is old and worn out but you still won’t remove it?

Interrogator-  Um, I guess

Tom- You’re afraid to take it off because of what was under it previously and you don’t want to deal with a scar, so you allow yourself to get literally wrapped up.

Interrogator- You felt trapped from what?

Tom- Just when you get the courageous to rip off the band aid another cut appears and this one is even deeper than the previous one stranger then that they appeared somewhat connected.

Interrogator- So you…

Tom-  Cut myself instead! Now the pain I brought on was caused by me and nobody else.

I know it’s wrong to stereotype a person but if you’re voting for the hyena above it’s hard for me not to. Everyone is an individual and should be judged as such but to be honest the following stereotypes (below) still do exist in my head although I’m battling to vote against them.

HATE TRUMP-  They hate Trump to the point of not being able to mention his name without a spike in their blood pressure.

INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY COMPLEX-  Such individuals belief their mindset is so much above those who support the former President that it is beneath them to allow such conversations to occur unless of course they start them.

STEREOTYPE-  They want to fit in with the “stereotype” of what society tells them they should be as supporters in their group.

VICTIM MENTALITY-  This is one core belief’s of such individuals.

HATE TRUMP-  They truly do.

Licktified

DEFINTION- When one is receiving excessive licks.

IN A SENTENCE- 

As a verb-  Uh oh you’re being “licktified”.

As an adjective.  Look at Mary’s licktified face her makeup is all destroyed now.

IN REAL LIFE-  Any person who has a puppy or dog that acts as such, has had this experience so why am I now having to  invent this word?