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We have had our moments but ever after is truly a fairy tale. The one shoe fit just right but then she wanted a collection and honestly with inflation now a days it’s getting a bit harder. Cinderella also refuses to seek professional treatment to deal with the trauma her step mother put her through and it’s just not healthy.  Yes, she was beautiful when we met but even trophy’s gather dust.  Right now I’m sleeping in a separate room in the castle as her paranoia has me dancing away with most of the help she continues to dismiss. Happily ever after is more like happily somewhat after and that time appears to be fading fast.

My blood is boiling and my heart is racing because of Y-O-U!!!  I feel it in my bones and your the one closest to my footsteps that’s why!!!  I don’t care what Y-O-U say only what I feel!!! Don’t even try to give me an excuse or some “logic” if you felt like I did you would understand! You’re not in my shoes and they are ready to break down a door!  For, in my life feelings are first and facts can go to hell!!

FOOTNOTE-  Have you dealt with individuals in this picture?

Ungoodbye stops the sadness above at least for the moment.

Definition–  When someone forgets something and comes back after saying goodbye.

Sentence-  John is the one who uses ungoodbye all the time as he would forget his head if it wasn’t attached to him.

Ungoodbye is created for M-E who uses it almost everyday.

I’m not sure therapy will shock M-E  into knowing what I see is in my mirror (below) but maybe it will have me not look away as much.

AVOIDANCE–   Often I confront a conflict by trying to avoid smashing into it. When sometimes I know this is a wet band aid which will peel off over time.

CO-DEPENDENT  –   I look to solve a loved one’s problems before they have a chance to try and fix it themselves. They then depend on M-E to work it out before they even punch in.

ESCAPE –  Instead of confronting uncomfortable realities I escape into work,  my own alter ego or some hobby to fill the void.

I cut but not too close. Many will say there is more to cut off but I don’t want any nicks that leave me bleeding way afterwards. So, I’ll leave a stub hear or there avoiding any real attempt to get to the source. It’s just a way to look good enough in my mirror so as to feel some pride without worrying about the consequences of pushing too deep.

I do all the work but don’t get any of the credit. Do you know how hard it is to keep this commander and chief from falling again even as his polls continue to slide? At this point I’m the brains of this operation as I try to point him in the right direction.  Listen, he might not say much but I walk him out of a press conference quicker then that thing between his shoulders can stop talking. Corn puff would be proud for I truly save his day. Yet, if he continues to ignore me well let’s just say there is always another fall to come his way.

Deep in the ocean I will find my pearl. I’ve looked at many an Oyster but even in the best conditions found a speck of what could have been. Maybe another diver took out the pearl when I wasn’t looking for their life appears so much brighter than more  or could there be no more to be found.  Maybe I should just quit as my oxygen level appears to be leveling off and just settle for any clam instead.

I didn’t want that present but your apology is accepted if not a bit too wet.  You’re not required to do community service just community licking and you could get away with murder. Well, murder might be pushing your envelope unless it’s an insect crawling on the floor but that’s an entirely different blog piece.  Dog apologies accepted with a Kleenex  near you

ANGEL- Wait, before you get any closer lets look at your EIP

MAX- My EIP?

ANGEL-  Yes, your Environmental Impact Statement

MAX-  My score should be pretty high. I mean I had solar panels before they were in, recycled whenever….

ANGEL- I’m sorry to report that they’re a bit lower then expected.

MAX- Dammit, Sorry about that I know I should have checked where they get the lithium for the electric vehicle.

ANGEL- I think you’re looking at the wrong chart. The Environmental Impact Statement is how your actions and deeds effected those around you. It could be as simple as forgetting to flush the toilet after you should of, or coming back at 2 AM and banging doors as if nobody was in the house or…

MAX- Wow, I didn’t know that number counted before.

ANGEL- Honestly, it’s all that matters in the end. If you missed work because you decided to hang out with your friends a bit later or didn’t think about your home responsibilities.

MAX- Wow, I guess then I’m screwed .

ANGEL- Well, I have some lee way for you produced music and for the right reason. Let’s see you were always there for a friend even if you made too many people your friend. I think that gives you some bonus points. Let me do a little calculations on your behalf.

MAX- Drumroll please

ANGEL- Yes, humor is added and because of that we can let you in. Of course you’ll have to do a bit more to earn your wings yet you’re clear for takeoff at the gates now.

If you need a break from your world “Resident Alien” might just be the journey you should go on. I’m still traveling through the first season but the characters are so entertaining and fun that I think I’ll stay on this spaceship for awhile. Harry, also is somewhat forced to learn a bit about the human race on his journey but right now the PC planet is not on his trip. Alien Resident, for sometimes it’s good to get away far, far, away.