ANGEL- Wait, before you get any closer lets look at your EIP
MAX- My EIP?
ANGEL- Yes, your Environmental Impact Statement
MAX- My score should be pretty high. I mean I had solar panels before they were in, recycled whenever….
ANGEL- I’m sorry to report that they’re a bit lower then expected.
MAX- Dammit, Sorry about that I know I should have checked where they get the lithium for the electric vehicle.
ANGEL- I think you’re looking at the wrong chart. The Environmental Impact Statement is how your actions and deeds effected those around you. It could be as simple as forgetting to flush the toilet after you should of, or coming back at 2 AM and banging doors as if nobody was in the house or…
MAX- Wow, I didn’t know that number counted before.
ANGEL- Honestly, it’s all that matters in the end. If you missed work because you decided to hang out with your friends a bit later or didn’t think about your home responsibilities.
MAX- Wow, I guess then I’m screwed .
ANGEL- Well, I have some lee way for you produced music and for the right reason. Let’s see you were always there for a friend even if you made too many people your friend. I think that gives you some bonus points. Let me do a little calculations on your behalf.
MAX- Drumroll please
ANGEL- Yes, humor is added and because of that we can let you in. Of course you’ll have to do a bit more to earn your wings yet you’re clear for takeoff at the gates now.