Business

You’ve went out a bit too late, maybe had too much drink, or want to have a special trip with a loved one, then it’s time for the “DREAMMOBILE”. The “DREAMMOBILE” is a vehicle with a comfortable bed in the back and blackened windows so you can get some snooze time, or fun time, while your driver takes you to your designated location. We even bring another driver to take your other vehicle to that location as well. Sleep like a dog without worrying about driving like one.  Stop neglecting your sleep and/or fun time! Start it up with the “DREAMMOBILE” instead.

…. Dog not included.

You want your dog to enjoy the fining food in life as well but where can you make reservation at the “RUFF RESTAURANT & DAY CARE” of course.   At this restaurant you’re dog will enjoy a delicious fast food entry as you enjoy a bite as well. If you’re doing doesn’t play nicely with others that’s fine as well,  just tell the waiter and they will arrange for a private room that you and your dog can enjoy a delicious meal together.  There is also a “Day Care” facility so you can have a few hours to get things done without seeing those sad eyes look at you.   “RUFF RESTAURANT & DAY CARE” a restaurant for your four legged friends and 2 legged humans. 

It’s something you truly didn’t expect because the item is completely new or old enough to bring you back to a different time. The “SOMETHING OLD/SOMETHING NEW CLUB” will send you two unique items once a month that meet this criteria. Just choose the categories (sports, electronic, housewares etc) and price range ($20, $50 etc) and it will ship these exciting items to your home.  It’s the surprise that will keep coming month after month bringing you the excitement you want in your life.

Wouldn’t it be great to have someone interview you as if you just completed a Blockbuster movie?  An INTERVIEW PARTY can bring that experience to life as you sit down with a professionally interviewer in front of loved ones and ask the questions that bring you pride in what you’ve accomplished. Not only does an “INTERVIEW PARTY” have an immediate effect but provides a lifetime keepsake as a newspaper and even video clip of the interview is available for your family and friend to view for a lifetime. It’s time the world knows the celebrity in you it’s time for an “INTERVIEW PARTY”.

This has to be invented and I just don’t know about it but if it isn’t it’s a non brainer to extra $$$”s.  A “Smart Sprinkler” would shut off when rain is occurring and would work based on the actual moisture level in the ground. Therefore water usage would go down when it wasn’t needed and increase when it truly was of need. It could be adjusted as well based on the fullness that you want your grass and plants to achieve.  Now it’s time for some brilliant scientists to work with me and make this dream a reality…. if it doesn’t exist already.

After visiting a bar in NYC for the first time in c. 20 years I’ve decided that a new type of bar needs to be created the “FRIEND BAR” where people really get to know your name and your story.  This bar would have a social director who would activate seek volunteers to participate in various games such as the traditional air hockey,darts, Foosball, drinking games, and those that are a bit more creative (speed networking, television trivia, debates etc) .  If you decided that you just want to have a drink and look at it that’s fine also but not before the social director doesn’t get to know your name and your story.   For life is to short to waste time sitting alone at any bar go to the “Friend Bar” instead and leave with  more then a drink in your belly but a friend along the way.

Tonight G-D willing I will have a meeting that might change the way I look at my times as a whole . For at this meeting I will be introducing a new invention the “Super Claw” to a distributor who could bring this product into the hands of thousands if not millions of consumers. “Super Claw” is the greatest innovation in drywall anchors since the Drywall Screw itself but only time will tell if my distributor will see it that way. If G-D willing my distributor takes on this product in the way I suggest it will produce new opportunities for other wonderful products and give me the financial chance to explore my creative side in ways I haven’t been able to in many years.  If they don’t then other distributors will be on my list to hit and we will begin the process anew. I would appreciate any support or prayers to help open this door in my life.

It’s hard to erase that “special person” from your life yet sometimes a break-up is necessary but how do it without leaving marks on your board?  This is the time you call a  “BREAKUPPER” who will insure that this act is done as smoothly and gracefully as possible.  A “BREAKUPPER” is a trained therapist who will seek the easiest way for you to achieve this goal, be with you during this process or even do it on your behalf  if  you feel this is necessary. They will even be ready with a “re bounder” who will ease the pain on both sides or just one if you would want this additional service.  Finder a BREAKUPPER will be as easy as turning on your computer and knowing your zip code. The process will begin with a free phone call (ad attached) to insure that this is what you truly want.  A “BREAKUPPER” can also be hired by a parent who wants their children to realize that it’s time to move on to different relationship as well.  When it’s time to move on with your life the “BREAKUPPER” will make this transaction as easy and clean as possible.

WOULD ALSO BE A GREAT ROMANTIC COMEDY

If only we had a bit more nerve our life’s would have been at a different place this is where a NERVE-r comes in.  A “Nerve-r” will evaluate what you truly want in life , see how you can get it and take the next step to carry it through for you (crime not permitted).  He will ask your friends and family for that loan you need to start your dream business, ask that special women to go on a date with you, or tell that boss to take this job and shove it.   With the help of a NERVE-r you’ll have a rock on your side and never have to ask what if.