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Sorry, I’m just too busy to join your “episode”. Yes, I know you’re hurt and all that stuff but I don’t have time or the machine to explore unrectified “daddy issues” with Y-O-U. Sorry, I don’t mean to be cold it’s just I have some hot leads that are actually occurring now in “real time”.  There is actual work on the table in front of M-E that needs to be completed so the work of the past will have to be dealt with in your own mirror.  Therefore please have your “explosions” elsewhere so I can try and keep it all together right here.

It was meant to be funny, but the reaction was far from that. Literally two words, “so much” were the punch line, yet you wanted only the first after I said it.  There was no way another homo-sapien could phantom how ” so much” turned into an explosion of “too much”.  This joke became a trigger point, causing an episode that even the greatest scientific theory couldn’t explain. Yes, there was some trauma in your childhood that wasn’t resolved, and it keeps reappearing in even the smallest of words or actions, but “so much” come on, even that’s ridiculous in your book!  I’ve had jokes bomb, but nothing that caused an explosion like this line, and G-D willing, my humor will never get this response again. Comedy is supposed to kill it, not leave the comedian feeling murdered, especially literally.

C Water will make sure all the elements you might be missing are added to your daily intake of H2o. The bottle it is packaged in will also contain elements of metal such as Copper, Zinc, Manganese, Chromium and Cobalt so you’ll be as strong as steel inside and out.  While others might worry about microplastics you will instead have micro dosages of the elements your body needs.   C Water because strength comes from not only what you put out but what you put in.

FOOTNOTE- The exterior color of the body will be copper colored.

The “E Phone” will be a phone designed for your body as well as your mind.  It will enable your grip to fit just right so your phone will stay securely in your hand so that it is natural and healthy.  Squeezable in areas that allow it to flow rather then pull away from your daily life. The “E Phone” because ergonomics should be part of your technical side as well.

When it comes to the Iran peace deal my statement is “not sure”.  Yes, I try to lead to the positive as I know that I don’t know the fine print but I also know there is an upcoming election and that might play a role as well. Gas prices should start to come down so that is great but will Iran really give up it’s Nuclear dust if monies start flowing back in?  I can honestly say “I don’t know”. All I can say is G-D willing they are right as freedom and  peace will finally last longer then a footprint in the beach at the Middle East.

If you vote Democratic in the upcoming election you’re against F-U-N!  That is the message I want to send the American people as the White House and the nation will be full of fun activities all through the 250th year celebration.  Those opposed to F-U-N  will look like big party poopers not invited to the party.  From the UFC fight at the White House to the Grand Prix around the capital we’re going to have F-U-N no matter what one Ass might try to do. This is the big message I hope will carry us through November and you know what throughout the rest of my administration. There all going to be talking about it as I’m not only the Commander and Chief but world leader of F-U-N !!!

Sometimes the greatest moves are the “performance”. Where every push is shown in a dramatic performance. It might not be enough to get you an Oscar but a flag and/or shot.  For, in the end the talent on the court isn’t just measured in what you do on the field but how big it looks to those watching.

One can not accept the future unless they accept their past. This is true with life and a new damn cell phone. You can’t truly connect with the present till you’re able to consolidate what occurred before. Sometimes you can do it yourself but often that past is hidden and you need professional help. I’m willing to admit that as my struggles from the past won’t appear on today’s screen. In the end the future might look bright, shiny and new but will feel empty if the past is forgotten about.

FOOTNOTE-  Verizon to the rescue?

Get off my block!!! Who do you think you are coming down this road without my permission! I’m telling you to run and run damn fast! For this is my block do you understand! I think you get this message with my 5 minute brain.

Yes, it was an incredible comeback that I missed but was it a good game? If a game has 4 quarters that count you would have to say N-O but if it’s the last minute heroics that turn Y-O-U on then it’s a bigger YES.   All I can say is that maybe it’s worth setting a timer and resting in between because the ending can truly wake you up.

FOOTNOTE-  How did the coach of the Spurs let this happen?