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It’s cold, really?  We would have never guessed that was the case as we somehow managed to get to this place through a magical transporter?  Wow I didn’t know it was cold when the temperature was less than 32 degrees Fahrenheit!    I was just ready to go out and put on some swimming trunks so thank you for telling M-E!   I guess I’ll have to call off my beach day. Telling me it’s cold outside in the middle of the winter in NY is as brilliant as saying it’s hot in the summer and I’m sure I’ll be hearing that 7 months from now.

FOOTNOTE- When someone makes such a remark does that make you feel warmer or make you shiver more?

I sit here day after day but nobody wants to throw M-E out! There’s nothing in me except for cobwebs yet I lay here in through many a season.  I used to serve a purpose where I was picked up, pulled in and just used but now I’m just forgotten about as I lay by the sidewalk. One hole in the side and I was not needed anymore.  Who am I and why won’t they just throw me out?

WARNING- This song is not for those thin at heart or in their waistline.

Yet for those who’s couches know their name, have just one extra cookie or the image for “fat shaming” this might turn out to be your new favorite song.

Are you living with a “toxic” person then let “Homewreckers” come in to save your day! This company will bring a person to come into your house to protect your side and/or interest at all costs.  With “Homewreckers” your fight will be in their corner so you can relax in yours.  They will stand by you to make sure you’re points and determination are taken seriously so you don’t have to.  “Homewreckers” because sometimes you just don’t want to fight but know you have to.

DPR is an artistic that truly understands the word art. His video’s are full of visual content one won’t see anywhere else. Taking one’s mind, body and soul to a whole different place.  DPR’s dark side is full of so much light and F-U-N it draws you in till the end.  It’s time that art is restored in brilliance it’s time for DPR

You save you love M-E but put me in a collar that really doesn’t fit.  Yet, with a RPC Ruff Personalized Collar it will fit like a bone. Just give the Tailor my exact neck and body measurements and my collar will work just right. A matter of fact this collar is guaranteed for life except of course if you get it in my puppy year.  RPC will do the measurements so it fits just right (not too small or too big) allowing me to sigh and bark in relief for a lifetime to come.

Hello, Kathy Hochul this is not Kansas but Buffalo therefore cancelling a football game because of snow there is like cancelling a game in Seattle because it’s raining.  I understand safety must matter first yet finding snow in this city is as common as finding a  Bills fan in this town.   Excuse me but the residents of Buffalo don’t need your Nanny State and can decide as adults whether they can go to a game or not. Many of their loyal fans change all their plans to make this game and your authoritarian order has ruined their party.  Kathy it’s time you allow the adult residents of the state the right to make their own decisions instead of pressuring the NFL to cower under your nanny powers.

The facts stand in my way so I twist them to fit the reality I feel. Ignoring those that don’t fit in my puzzle and finding one’s from a distant place that are sliced into place. These facts may not fit anyone else’s puzzle but they are easily seen through my neurons and I can’t let them go no matter what the argument might be.   Warning don’t try and find a piece that disrupts my thought process or I’ll start a puzzle with your name on it as well.

FOOTNOTE- Loved ones who suffer from this thought pattern must be reassured first that their pieces could fit but could other pieces work as well? This is their question not your answer.

It was the event of my life and it became a roller coaster. I had picked out a special “MK” dress as I was the keynote speaker at the “Diner” but as I got on a stage I spotted a stain that left my speech with marks that were far deeper. At my lowest moment I ran off the stage and found myself at a desolate beach with an array of sunshine I never expected. Here was this family that barely appeared dressed dancing around at the beach like they found a pot of gold when it was just a fish. A fish they somehow caught from an old worn out net. They saw my tears from a distance and invited me into their world. Their warmth brought me in as I tasted the best fish of my life even as I was raised on Caviar.  This lead me to believe life is what we make out of it not what is actually on our plate or in my case my shirt.

It was apparent to everyone else but I kept my eyes from seeing the truth. I just wanted to believe that I was in charge of my destiny instead of a higher authority and those who surrounded me were afraid to say anything different. So even as I was on top of the mountain I slowly methodically moved to the cliff. It’s amazing the disasters one can bring when they are too stubborn to look at one truly is in front of them instead of their ego within.