G-D’s Comedian

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Open Mic Night

Last night I was on stage and didn’t even realize after my act that I was performing.  I also didn’t realize who I was performing for because then I at least would have been in for the jokes. Yes, G-D loves a good laugh and I definetly brought some on with my act called “Quick”.  I thought it was going to be a day with plenty of free time as I left work earlier to visit a doctor but that is where the punch line comes in.

(1) My stop to the Fast Food chain was less then fast. It was delicious but so slow I almost missed the doctors appointment even though plenty of time was scheduled for that in advance.

(2) The nurse examined my right on time only to wait and wait until the doctor said everything was okay except for my patients.

(3) My good deed of attending a Shiva call resulted in my waiting in my car for I had come too early after my previous waits.

(4) Another trip to a fast food restaurant was much slower then normal as they actually had to start from scratch.

(5) A pick up at 9PM actually had me wait till after bedtime.

G-D willing someone else will be on the big stage today who actually enjoys the laughter she/he is producing for the big boss.

 

Fame Level

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I want to walk many a red carpet or have my star inplanted in many minds yet with the culture of today maybe the lights can be less bright.  For I’ve seen many a “star” come crashing down over “slights” that would have been wiped over in the past. I’ve also seen individuals personally attacked by those who bring about the fame because their path doesn’t follow the PC crowd.  Their walk along the path falls right off the cliff.   Fame is still worth some pain for the good it can do to the causes I believe in I’m just not sure if it can’t be felt with a dimmer light.

The Force

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Luke the Force

Today I’m not speaking about a movie slogan or a jump to the obvious one but of one that keeps an individual going. It’s the “confidence force” a certain object, phrase or being in one’s life that helps get them up when there are dark clouds on the horizon. This could be the dog that looks at you with the obedient eye’s, the story where you bent that rubber tree, or an object that takes you forward because of how it felt in the past. It also can be that special person who knows how to get that caffeine running in your blood when it comes to the task ahead.  The confidence force must be strong for many forces against it await.

FOOTNOTE- The ultimate force which can’t be taken away is faith in G-D above yet individual storms can hide that from our eyes and soul.

Are YOU Proud!?

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CNN Breaking News 1

Just one question CNN are you proud of airing a private conversation with citizen Donald J Trump (before he was President) and his personal attorney Michael Cohen? Is this a moment you look at your network and say “now we got him” or can you reflect on the damage you’ve done to us all instead? For what happened to the 5th Ammendment right of self incrimmination maybe not to the letter of the law but the decency of it?  How many others will now be concerned that their private moments with attornies are secreted taped later to be played not at a court room but a “news room”?  Our whole justice system appears to be bought to the highest camera crew. Who knows maybe there will be something hidden in the tapes  that will make the President look bad but right now it makes our country look bad for the freedom’s we have so treasured are open to the taking of your camera’s in the network.

Before November 3rd

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President Trump 101

The Republican’s need to put in an insurance plan just in case the American people decide to change for no damn reason. Here are some of the policies/votes that need to occur.  If these actions do occur before the election then I believe the President and country will be save for the next two years. Then the country will release that change sometimes is not for the better and to stick with keeping America Great instead.

(1) Senate needs to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court

(2) Monies for building the wall must be signed into law and have no withdraw clause.

(3) Funding for Robert Mueller investigation needs to come to a close.

(4) A Special Counsel needs to be appointed to investigate the entire episodes that lead to the special counsel in the 1st place.

ChanGe!!

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Change Change 2

You either go with the flow or change alone.  For many just continue to follow the same pattern day after day until it’s their last day while other’s don’t wait until their calling. We need those who can stay with the pattern otherwise it all can dissolve  but we also need me (s) who constantly seek change and expand the circle everyone is going in.  Change is a chance you take for better or worse and no matter what some will say it’s worse. Yet I can’t keep rolling a different dice and feeling the excitement for where it might land.

Stop Here!

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I’m not writing another blog piece this morning! I know you usually expect 3 brilliant, innovative or stupid blog posts every morning but I’m stopping at 2. Why because I can and nobody can force me to write another piece. That’s write I’m putting both feet down and stopping at 2.   Wait a second … I just wrote a piece about not writing a piece? I guess it’s 3 this morning but there’s always tomorrow… I hope.

Finally Funny

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Life In Pieces

Life In Pieces finally a sitcom that is actually funny. This network show is  funny enough that you don’t need a laugh track to tell you when it’s okay to giggle.  “Life In Pieces” knows that comedy must be quick and sharp as it doesn’t drag out skits to long. Instead it’s simply funny in slices of one’s life that come together in hysterical ways. There is also no deep morale compass other then it’s okay to laugh again. Life In Pieces because life is funny when it’s broken up with laughter.

 

President Trump – Denial of Security Clearance

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President Trump 101 Top Secret

The President should not only deny security clearance to Brennan, Clapper, Hayden, Rice, Comey, McCabe but all former employees or the FBI, CIA or other governmental agencies that could access such classified work. What would such individuals need this information for if they are not currently using it for public service?  Once they have left their position by force or in good terms they would only use this information for their personal benefit  in the “private sector” and would reap a financial benefit for such access. A matter fact those employees who are under serious investigation should be denied this information as well unless it can be shown it will demonstrate their innocence. Classified Information must remain so to those entrusted by the public at large to keep it as an employee of said government.

Best Oreo Ever ….or

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Cinnamon Bun Oreo

These might just be the best Oreo’s ever or at least until they make a new flavor.  They really taste like Cinnamon Bun’s and finally with a healthier bite then actually eating one. It’s also a whole lot neater even if you double them up then the original buns.  Oreo Cinnamon Bun a taste you have to try to believe.

**** Cinnamon Bun Oreo

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