Stop The Wall

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Stop the wall at all costs! For we in the industry understand the wall will be a hit like nothing before. Don’t get me wrong as long as there continues to be a demand we’ll pump the product through. No wall will stop it but it surely will slow down the pace. With less ICE & DEA agents looking over the border they will then have more time & men looking at our transportation tunnels which will hurt distribution.  So please make sure Nancy and her gang continue to not fund the wall our careers are depending on it.

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Confession

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I must confess as a new year begins that I’m not as a brilliant as I write. For years I have been looking over another’s sheet. Her name is “Google” and she has many of the answers I need before I even begin.  Whether it might be a look that you see or the actually spelling that proceeds Google and her sister Spell Check have been playing a bigger role then I lead on to.  Now my conscious is clear and I can cheat again or maybe finally admit this is an open book test.

Other Me!?

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Yes he looks me and sounds like me but it wasn’t the person who is sitting in this chair.  You might believe you have the right man but I’m telling that person is still on the loose. How do I know that because I would never act in such a way and if you don’t believe me ask anyone who knows me … this me!  I don’t know maybe they stole my ID’s for I know they stole my life.  I couldn’t have done that I truly couldn’t you have to trust me! Please someone tell me who is the other me?

King Throne Toilet Seat

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King Throne Toilet Seat” will be the seat everyone will want to sit in even if there isn’t much action going on. This seat will have a remote control to add a touch of heat or massage to get those muscles from behind to work more efficiently. You will also be able to adjust the hardness of the seat as if you were driving your car. The “King Throne Toilet Seat” will come in distinctly colors and patterns that you could actually customize.  For even if you aren’t in charge of other areas of your house and life at least the King Throne Toilet Seat” will give you a seat above the rest.

Safety Helmet **PLUS***

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Safety Helmet  **PLUS** will allow you to do the work in all types of conditions. For this Safety Helmet will have a photocell Feit type light as part of it’s construction so when it gets dark at night you’ll be away to see through till the work is done.  With Safety Helmet** PLUS** construction work will be able to continue past the sundown and through the dark tunnel as this Helmet turns on automatically.  Safety Helmet ** PLUS**  because you never know where and when work will take you.

Sound Foley In Life

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When life appears a bit tedious may I recommend a little “BOOM”, “BANG, CLICK” etc in your daily routine. Giving your dog a treat will sound a bit more exciting when it lands like a bowling ball to the floor.  Watching you family eat their food will be a whole different experiences when slurping and loud crunches are added to the white bread.  You might get kicked out of some fine dining but it will be a whole lot more fun instead.

 

PDS.COM/APP =…….

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PDS.COM/APP will help you find that special person based on the personality that matches your puzzle piece. For example extroverts should probably be with someone who is willing to listen from the background.  PDS = Personality Dating Service will require you to take a personality test before you look at any pictures and then select the closest correct candidates who would fill in your “blank”. PDS will be based on actually psychological test and utilize certain questions to make sure you are being truly honest with the type of person you are.  PDS.COM/APP because there is a person behind that picture.

New Years Resolution

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As the cork gets popped for a new year, which G-D willing will occur for all of us in approximately 15 hours (depending on your time zone) I have the following New Years Resolutions (below) as my goals.

(1) WEAR SOCKS- Forget the shoes they never really fit but try to understand loved ones and liked ones from a deeper point of view. Not just the words which might be said but the and expressions behind what is heard by my ears.

(2) USE I WHEN EXPRESSING- In my daily conversations I hope to express how I actually feel about things around me not just on this page but as my lips move. Even as I might fear the reaction of others.

(3) GIVE MORE OF ME- Whether it by time or resources to the causes I believe in or who believe in me.

 WHAT ARE YOUR RESOLUTIONS AND HOW DIFFERENT ARE THEY FROM LAST YEAR? 

Even…

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As I’m glued to the El Chapo series I fear that  incredible writers and directors in the next generation will humanize someone today most consider evil. For he was brought up in an abusive home where he was often beaten by his father and the only sense of humanity he received was from his  mother who died at his formative years. He was a patriot of his country who tried desperately to become a great painter only to be ridiculed by those in power. This individual was one of the 1st people to stand for the principles of PETA not even touching a piece of meat .   Yet before you turn up your tears realize that I found a way to humanize the most hateful, vile person of the 20th century Adolf Hitler and this is what I fear could come of history if we try to tell “this whole story”.  Sometimes it’s best not to find any feelings for those who are truly evil.

Fun/Fear

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I know I wanted to go with everyone else for it was going to be loads of fun, that is  if I  made it there alive! What happens if I got in an accident before I even arrive for there are plenty of accidents this time of year in these conditions.. Even if I get there I’ll probably arrive to late for all the excitement. Maybe it isn’t as great as they say and I’ll just become dead with debt. Do they really want me to go anyway or are they just being polite?   Didn’t I hear someone actually died on that “****” and how good is my heart anyway?  Mass shootings, earthquakes, Tsunami’s, maybe it’s best to stay home where I know I’ll be save. Yes, the safe, sound and maybe a bit boring house…. wait who’s knocking on the door ….?