Women Solved 101

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WARNING- PLEASE SPREAD WITH CAUTION TO ONLY THOSE WHO CAN ACCEPT

After years of study in his lab (house) Mr. Rebel was able to formulate a simple rule that appears to work with many a woman (his loved ones) and it’s very basic. When they appear illogical with an emotion don’t challenge but accept their feelings as real (even if in the clouds) and if you want to win the war then fight against the evil (one’s they disagree with) force they have negative emotions toward.  In other words act as there defender (beg if necessary) to the enemy  (could be someone who just ticked them off) so that they offer an apology to a loved one. Extra credit occurs when you tell them in a creative way how you were to make this occur with your manly strength.

FOONOTE- This is not an actually study but one done in my lifetime.

I’m Fat

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So this is really the truth then why didn’t you go out and just say it? Yes, your stories about people who suffered because they wouldn’t accept the truth helped me formulate the equation yet that wasn’t enough for my reality.  Then came you’re sympathetic diet and empathetic thoughts about how hard it is to start which you kept talking about with enthusiasm which added another digit to the equation.  Yet what finally caused all the calories to add up was the actual large mirror you put in the bathroom I wondered why and now I know because I really am fat.  Sometimes the truth is hard to look at but when it comes from all different ways it finally can seep through even if there are very fat cells in one’s head.

FOOTNOTE– Anecdote of how to tell something to a loved one who’s ears are blocked.

President Caught

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11-02-19- After an exhaustive search through the President records with over 80 witnesses called House Judiciary Leader Nadler has finally got the goods on the President! It has been confirmed that the finger painting picture the President made in Kindergarten wasn’t actually made by him but another student yet to be identified.  House Judiciary Leader Nadler will ask for an immediate vote on Impeaching the President later today.

Guilty written all  over his face.

I NEVER KNEW

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Maybe I was just too busy with my own life to observe your own.  For I never knew what was lingering inside and you never gave me a clue. Episodes came and left but I never knew it was a deeper problem that would lead you six feet under.  I don’t know if I could have changed the date but at least I would have known to care more if I only I knew.

FOOTNOTE- Dedicate to the loving memory of Renee.

Bud Rebel- Autobiographical Movies

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I don’t say this to explode my ego for some of these stories I’d rather still keep in the closet but as a truth my life story can be made into many a movie.  Maybe not some blockbuster hit but at least a series on Lifetime or A&E. Here are some of the different titles (below) which would follow.

(1) INSANITY ALL AROUND ME

(2) FALSELY ACCUSED-BEFORE, DURING & AFTER

(3) REVENGE G-D’S WAY

(4) FILM NON-GENIUS

(5) INVENTOR FOR LIFE

(6) REBEL WITH A CAUSE

(7) JUST DISCOVERED

(8) FAITH THROUGH IT ALL

F.U. A Different Perspective

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Thank you I didn’t realize how much I mean to you!  For we know the denotation of said words doesn’t really make except for the “You” part and knowing what I did or said had such an impact on you makes me feel extra important in your life.  Of course in some way if those actions or words caused you some distress then I’m sorry but F.U can also mean “Fabulous You” and today I choose that connotation instead.

FOOTNOTE-  Maybe we should look into the emotion of the words as well as their direct meaning.

Michael Jackson- NOW??

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After a person has passed how can they defend themselves? Michael Jackson was found not guilty during his lifetime of any child molestation charges and now that he has passed he must be clear of any convictions thereof.  At the same time if a person finds that substantial truth has been hidden and Michael Jackson was a pedophile then individually she/he can decide to boycott their music but as a society I believe it is just unfair.

Bud Rebel Show -Transforming-

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For the Bud Rebel Show to truly to take flight a transformation must occur from ideas to shots.  That transformation is based on budgetary and timing concerns which cause the show to keep moving forward but with different steps. As long as the basic premise of the show stays the same and it is truly authentic Bud Rebel then I’ll continue to walk ahead.  In the end the Bud Rebel show must present some basic concepts from this blog in a fun, entertaining way that is engaging for all the people especially fellow deplorable’s .

 

 

Head on My Shoulder

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Well it isn’t her head or my shoulder but for some reason it reminded me of this song. It actually was a paw and it was on my arm in the middle of the night.   Though it wasn’t any love in the sense of human to human there was a bond of friendship between species that couldn’t have been expressed any other way.  A friendship that took years to develop since this dog was previously abused.  So put your paw on my arm anytime you like.

Empty

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I’m going to be honest with you I don’t feel loved anymore and truthfully who would feel any differently. Yes, you still come to see me but I’m lucky if it’s once a month. What did I do so wrong to deserve such treatment?  We shared so many special moments I just thought they would last forever and now it’s gone. Forgotten as cobwebs replace the memories. The truth is I understand that sometimes we grow apart but you haven’t even checked the basement in like ages.  I’m empty without you so please at least get me tenant to fill in  these empty spaces.