05
March

Out Of The GRAVE!!!- A Story

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What I did last night had my mother tossing and turning so much that she escaped from her grave. For, I did something last night that irritated her so much that even in this state she couldn’t let it or her rest. What I did wasn’t a crime in anyway a matter of fact many would say it was just kind, but my mother would say kind of foolish.  It really wasn’t just one night but last night was the final tombstone. So, she came to visit and although it was a short stay trust me, she got the point across from her cold dead hands. Seeing her in this state gave me the creeps yet I might want to cross that line again because dead alive is better than just dead…maybe???

FOOTNOTE- This didn’t actually occur except for the tossing and turning.

05
March

Director Of Dreams- A Story

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I’m the Steve Spielberg of your dreams only my job appears for life. Before this experience I was ordinary young man who had unordinary nightmares.  One night I decided to escape the nightmare hell by going through a port hole and this is where I ended up.  My body still exists in some comatose state as I’ve been given the task of formulating the team each night before I call, lights, camera sleep. Those dreams that take you to a different place but feel so real are all because of my artistic vision and the talent from your life experiences (dead or alive) that I continue to assemble. It isn’t a bad gig being the director of your dreams for I truly have your full attention when the production rolls.  Yet my art only lasts for one night and for one-person unless it’s so good that my talent won’t leave your mind asleep or awake.

FOOTNOTE- The director of my dreams assembled this concept for M-E.

 

03
March

Sun Keeps On Shining- SHARE

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Here is a song we all should be sharing for who knows who it might bring a bit of sunshine to in their cloudy day. This song is a whole lot of fun and the video has Koala bears in it and who doesn’t love a Koala Bear in it. Koala Bears might have just replaced Llama’s in my favorite unusual animal in a music video, but I digress. The “Sun Keeps On Shining” by almost Monday a song worth singing and sharing.

 

 

03
March

Doctor Sleep – A Business Concept

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“Doctor Sleep” will be the one you can call, email, or text whenever you can’t which will put your mind at rest whenever you’re up.  24/7 days a week you will be able to contact the doctor who will be there with you. From counting sheep, meditation techniques to emergency deliveries of Melatonin Dr. Sleep will help you get the rest eye you need. Doctor Sleep, finally a doctor that will put your mind at rest when you can’t.

FOOTNOTE- Would you call?

02
March

Travel and…. A Personal Reflection

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I decided to travel in-between my travel.  For instead of picking up a car at the airport I was landing somehow my brain said the journey should continue. In other words I booked a car rental at an airport that flew right past me. The great deal was not to be found as “Lift” adding $$’s to the “savings”. I’m not sure it was my brain that added this mileage or Priceline’s great brain all is I know is once I landed my travels were beginning.

02
March

Smart Toilet- A Business Concept

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Once you lift the lid to your “Smart Toilet” you’ll open a new world of health. For this toilet will store your fecal and urinal remains into a compartment that test them for many different problems that can occur in your digestive/gut tract. Any worrisome results could be emailed to you and/or your local doctor. A matter of fact this can also be used to test your pets “presents” so that you and/or your vet will know when there is something to be concerned about.  The “Smart Toilet” will be so smart that it knows you don’t want to see the testing occurring with your “substances” so the testing will occur in a separate secluded location of your toilet and then flushed away for good. The “Smart Toilet” isn’t it time a toilet really served a smart purpose?

FOOTNOTE- Do you believe this is worthy of investing or a s***** idea?

01
March

Lazy

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Here’s a few signs the sloth has got the most of Y-O-U.

  1. You continually play songs you don’t like on Alexa because you don’t feel like telling it to play something else.
  2. You have Yogurt in your refrigerator unfortunately it’s in the Milk container.
  3.  All your vegetables and other items are ready for St. Patty’s day in June.
  4.  It’s rise and shine with your lights even though you’re fast asleep at night.
  5. The wash mountain has yet to be climbed.
  6. Dogs give you the sign and trust me you can smell it but don’t touch.
  7. Your bed looks the same from evening to morning every day.
01
March

Walk on Water…ish

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Okay, I’m digging in now but I can usually walk on water…ish. Yes, this white stuff is made mostly of water and I’m walking on top of it while you’re literally sinking to the ground. Look at me I feel like the king of the world at least when this stuff lands on the ground.  Walk on water- ish finally the small guy wins.

28
February

Fake Animals

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We are fake animals sent by a higher intelligence to monitor you from the land and the air. For, if someone actually analyzed our movements, they would see the mechanisms inside. Come on man, don’t you see how unreal we really are.  We’re little animal type robots that have a microchip smaller than you can imagine as we hover and dodge all around you.  Well, I’m glad I got that off my chest/wings and now we can plan better for the invasion ahead.

28
February

Snow Down

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Snow down you move to fast you’ve got to make the morning plowing. Yes, snow has moved back into my world and whether I like it or not so has it’s pace. I don’t know if I’m feeling groovy but I sure think my dogs are.