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As a Chocolate Connoisseur I’ve crossed the Cocao line and now have to deal with the consequences.  Yes, I know that anyone of my ilk should not have a bar that has less then 85 % Cacao but this Vosges had Coconut Ash & Banana in the formula. Where else can I find a bar that had this combination even if it was only 72 % Cacoa in it.  It is something I will have to live with but at least it is short lived. For 72 % Cacao doesn’t stay in your taste buds for too long.

** 1/2-  Add a extra half star if you’re there for more then the Cacao.

WANTED –  Trained A**hole translator.

This person must be experienced in A**hole’s from all different backgrounds, sexes and ethnicities for their is no creed, color or race that doesn’t have a few.  A**hole translator must be able to convert their obnoxious, sarcastic, nasty and crude words into sentences that are properly understood. Individuals should also be able to respond in  A**hole when there is no other recourse.  Please apply at any local retailer near you.

With Special Prosecutor Mueller going through all the President’s books from the days of his business dealings it might be time for the President to look at dealing Hip Hop instead.  Let’s face those in this career can get away with saying and doing almost anything and still look like hero’s by the media elite. It doesn’t matter what their rap sheet is as long as they can rhyme and with the President’s expenditures I’m sure he can find a way to get some street cred.  Of course if he really wants to get away with any crime he could change to a Democrat and then he’d be able to destroy the tapes as well.  The President may have done nothing “criminally wrong” but as long there as a G.O.P written by his name they will keep searching so it’s time to get “Jiggy With It”. Hey he has to start somewhere.

The book “The Last Girl” helped showcase the value drugs have to the life of prostitution. For those in this evil industry utilize it like Milk with cookies as you can’t have a supply of one without those being supplied with the other.  Drugs enslave the mind of a woman/man so they will do almost anything to get their fix.  The employees in this vile industry will be happy to hand out free samples to get a new employee hooked to be a hooker.  That is why it is essential if we want to stop this practice we must deal with those on these poisons. This program should not only deal with cutting the supply but build more awareness of the potential they have if they don’t go back.  Drugs & prostitution go hand and hand until we in society give a helping 5 fingers of support instead.

You can take one of these little pills or jump into this instead.  For the feeling you get from jumping in a lake can cure the blues as soon as it is absorbed in your body and soul. The peaceful impact of a lake will cause your mind to drift away from the negative thoughts that hit it and give you a calmness you may find no where else except with said pill instead.   The lake is the place to hit when you feel like hitting yourself.  Take a break from the doctor and jump in a lake instead.

FOOTNOTE- If you are currently taking anti-depressents please don’t stop taking them but enhance the experience with letting this water go down so you’ll feel extra up instead.

Don’t forget to take your wine before you go out. Can you imagine having that glass of wine that your doctor prescribed for you?  HEALTHY WINE will be the alchohol that taste great and still is good for you as it will be infused with vitamins in every sip.  HEALTHY WINE will come in a full assortment from a Chardonnay to a Sauvigon blanc and even  one’s your Rabbi will approve of.    It’s time for a wine that taste great and is great for you it’s time for HEALTHY WINE

Sometimes getting an incomplete is Awesome! For example watching a portion  of Central Intelligence (trailer below) might just be enough to make you feel as if you had  drink or two without the hangover later on.  It’s enjoyable but once the punch line’s become a bit stale maybe it’s time to leave this party. I’m truly not sure because I stopped this film in the middle and who knows maybe there is some great ending that will keep me guessing …not.   Yet I’m tempted to keep watching just as the drink at the bar appears to be getting old. I just have to realize that sometimes getting an incomplete is awesome because you don’t have to think why did I start this is in the 1st place.

**** Central Intelligence first 45 minutes.

FOOTNOTE- I eventually watched it does anyone have an Aspirin. It really wasn’t that bad just joking.