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KATHY– Why is it so hot here?

PROSECUTING ANGEL-  You know why?

DEFENSIVE ANGEL– No, maybe she doesn’t. Remember you died in that accident, and this is your trial for where you are going?

KATHY- I thought it was just a nightmare.  You said I took care of my sins and was ready to move forward.

PROSECUTING ANGEL-  Oh those are the sins of life these are the one’s of death. The deaths you brought upon.

KATHY-  I brought up deaths, I thought I…

PROSECUTING ANGEL – How about all those ants and small creatures you took down literally every step you took.

DEFENSIVE ANGEL-  I object, inadvertent losses.

PROSECUTING ANGEL-  Well, how about the squirrel you ran over while driving too quickly.

DEFENSIVE ANGEL-  Sorry, she’s got a point. Yet we’ve been for an hour or so and …

PROSECUTING ANGEL-  How about the time Kathy went to work with the head cold unfortunately for that subway rider too who suffered a more debilitating loss for it was the Flu!!!

KATHY-  I didn’t know. I was just trying to do the right thing for work and…

DEFENSIVE ANGEL-  She was a little careless, but it wasn’t done on purpose.

PROSECUTING ANGEL-  If only it was once but Kathy you exposed the whole world to your sicknesses many a times.

KATHY-   I truly am so sorry.

DEFENSIVE ANGEL- She really is sorry.

PROSECUTING ANGEL- Finally, how about the time you went to the airport after only 24 hours of having Covid.

DEFENSIVE ANGEL- That’s a tough one.

KATHY- Honestly that was all on me and there is nothing I can….

DEFENSIVE ANGEL- How many lives were saved by Kathy’s prayers for the sick? Do you know the extra time she worked on cleaning the floors which prevented sickness and…

PROSECUTING ANGEL- I object, she didn’t know she was saving any lives.

DEFENSIVE ANGEL- Kathy’s kind words healed many a sick heart and her deeds moved others to kind actions that in the end saved more than put others six feet under and…

KATHY-  Hey, all of a sudden, the weather is just right.

Old Spice Sweat Defense is only fit for a battle. For, these sweat beads last shorter than the current price on eggs. Yes, it works great for a couple of days but then you run out in the middle of the seventh inning with bases loaded. Come to think of it this is what occurs with any bead deodorant as the old-fashioned deodorant bar proves sometimes the classics are still the best.

There is oil around me and trust me it is hot, I just have to make sure I’m not the match. Little by little they keep pulling at me to pull out that match but usually, I keep it out as I carefully try to walk away. Yet once in a while, it becomes too much and the flames ignite before I even realize the match has come out. The good news is I usually have an extinguisher on hand to put out the fire yet I wonder if one day I just forget the extinguisher and let it all burn away.

FOOTNOTE-  I guess I shouldn’t play with matches.

Those without sin cast the first stone but what if it’s a whole different stone or maybe just a hard piece of mud?  For example, you might be a person that speeds down the road but can’t one throw mud at someone who recklessly cuts you off leaving inches between you.  The truth is casting a stone might be a bit much but maybe throwing a few pebbles at someone who is a bank thief is justified? Finally in other words, one might not want to pass final judgment but does that mean some judgment is just?

Can I be honest it’s just plain fun.  Yes, unless you have an imagination greater than mine you won’t find it a bit real.  Yet once you escape into this silly world, I dare you not to find it fun.  From the entertaining crowds to those on the stage actually performing the acts professional wrestling is an experience everyone should throw in the ring for at least once. For these guys and gals throw everything in the ring especially their bodies and all for your enjoyment. Professional wrestling the most unreal fun you might just ever have.

ANGEL OF DEATH – Okay let him go.

STEVE- Why should I have you’ll just then come for M-E.

ANGEL OF DEATH- Maybe, but it’s not his time and…

STEVE-  Who determined it’s my time.

ANGEL OF DEATH- Really Steve you know who come on.

STEVE – Well I want a few minutes to say goodbye to my dog and then…

ANGEL OF DEATH-  Listen if you kill her while she’s sleeping then you’re gravestone will read murderer for eternity and it will be a whole lot hotter here for you too.  One second I’m getting a call….

STEVE-  A call.  You know she’s not so innocent and…

ANGEL OF DEATH-  Okay, here’s your one choice. I’ll give you 24 hours to straighten out your business if you let her go. It’s only because of who you held hostage though for she wasn’t getting her wings anytime soon. After you let her go then you’re coming with me and you’re stay in the hot zone has been increased.

STEVE-  What if I say n-o. Ow! ….

ANGEL OF DEATH-  Well then…. Oh I guess this was taken care of.  Steve you should have not questioned the deal.

It’s a jacket not my neurons. Honestly, I haven’t followed the team since I bought the jacket over 5 years ago but everyone who sees me wear it thinks I’m a sports commentator. I could wear an Addidas shirt, and no one would expect that I know the foundation of this company but wear a sports jacket and all of a sudden you have a PHD on that team. I’ll tell you what I know this jacket is warm and is the only one in my closet.

FOOTNOTE- I guess I’ll have to study the sports page until I get a different jacket.

It pains me to say this but it’s not right or wrong just chocolate. Or in other words even though Chocolate is amazing to me it doesn’t have to be for Y-O-U. I may never understand why that is the case but I may never understand why you like quiet places in the car as well.  You have the right to like and dislike things opposite my mirror and still not have that mirrored crack. Of course, in the end I hope we can find some common beans we agree on. Hey, can I have a sip of your coffee?