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I shouldn’t go to work today but I have to pay for my son’s mental health treatment and I can’t forget the water leak tick, tock. That damn water dripping all last night and a cold shower has really made my veins feel extra blue. Yet what froze me in my footsteps is they let Joe out of prison on no bail as he looked at me with laughter tick, tock.  Today, I just found out my wife breast cancer has metastasis, and this damn insurance won’t cover new treatments. It feels as if everything in my life is out of control.  I just hope you won’t be that tock that finally ticks me off.

FOOTNOTE-  There will be a right foot walking in an entirely different direction tonight.

My brain and ears have gone retro as all of a sudden, these old songs are being pushed to a new day. Maybe they are somehow connecting with the current events in my life or a tune that hits today’s notes better than the music than the present day. All I know is I’m being invaded by retro sounds and it sounds just about right today.

Let’s face it this is not good for the “environment”. These creatures eat up so much of the green on a daily basis and drain the water supply as well. A matter of fact if you think cows flatulate take a look at these bodies and what else they secrete. Humans’ breath out a whole bunch of CO2 but we are mouses compared to what Elephants release. Therefore, if you truly are green to the core these animals much be culled at all costs.

FOOTNOTE- Please keep the “extreme environmentalist” away from this post especially if they live where Elephants roam free.

Wearing your mask is good for you and M-E.  It allows us to breath more easily without affecting others.  Even for those that don’t believe in a mask as a whole they should wear it anyway because let’s face it your breath has a garlic smell to it.  No matter what everyone should wear a mask especially at night for it makes me and my fellow Comrades job a whole lot easier.  Wearing a mask might just be the way for you to eternal life or living death depending on your perspective. Thank you again for all your help.

Yours Truly

Count Dracula

Veggie Grill has taken a piece of my dream and brought it to a taste bud near you especially if you live in California. The place has all the great meat-type dishes without the actual meat yet makes your taste buds feel as if they’ve eaten another.  This is all done in a way where your wallet doesn’t have to feel that it lost weight. I would love to someday incorporate these types of ingredients in a future business but ad entertainment, a larger drink selection, and maybe even a kosher certificate or two.  Veggie Grill, you’ve entertained my dream zone and it’s delicious.

Are we really not talking?  I can’t tell whether you’re mad at me or you’re just in one of those quiet modes where every story I would tell would end up in a one-word response or which sounds more like a “grunt”.  This leads me to think am I speaking to someone walking on two legs or a new species? I’m sorry, maybe you’re just not in the mood to talk and I’m taking this way too personally.   Wait I forgot these are just your ashes.