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The pressure is flowing all around you but you just don’t have too.  You can walk on a whole different path then others are walking and it’s not only fine but could be dandy. Yes, this should be based on logic not just rebellion but it’s perfectly to swing to a whole new “Cow Bell”.  Everyone is going to “the party” but you’d rather finish that book.  The world is watching the “big game” but you’d rather finish writing the “big script”.  They might say “you missed it” but if what you do brings a bigger smile you’ve missed nothing.  So remember it’s okay to just don’t do it if you truly want to.

This post is definitely not guaranteed to work but if it does it will probably taste good as well. According to a Haitian tour guide the way to lose weight is the combination of three simple ingredients Pineapple, Lime and Ginger. If one takes this combination for two weeks he guarantees that your waistline will go down and uses his own body as testimony to what can occur. I don’t have his name or address in case your results don’t occur in the same fashion but I figure it’s worth a taste. In the end if you lose the weight all I ask is that you refer others to this blog post and if you don’t at least you’ll have a replacement for your morning Jaffa for a few weeks that tastes pretty damn good.

Just stop I don’t want to know anymore! It started with an experiment to my head which lead to this Frankenstein existence.  Your thoughts are killing me from within. For, what you do and say is nothing what you’re actually thinking about it. You would think the world is a bunch of killers, psychopaths, perverts, or just freaks if you read what I had to. Yes, even the holiest can have thoughts straight in the gutter.  Those thoughts that just pop in your head and are quickly disbursed are absorbed by mine. Yes, I could easily manipulate this information for my benefit and have at times but at what cost? In the end knowing the whole truth about an individual leaves one not wanting to know anything.

KATHY-  If only you listened to me we wouldn’t be in this boat.

MIKE-   Come on an Iceberg who could have predicted that?

KATHY-  Hello, anyone who watched “The Titanic”

MIKE-   Excuse me that was a bit before my time.

KATHY –  Now, it’s both our times isn’t it!!!

MIKE-  Yes, dear. Of course if I knew this would have occurred I would have picked a different ship but you’ve got to admit it was the biggest maybe not the best.

KATHY-   Maybe, hello we’re dead!

MIKE-  Yes, but our last meal was a delicious buffet.

KATHY-  The bread was stale.

MIKE-  Oh yeah well at least we didn’t die alone. Isn’t that great dear!

KATHY-  Yeah just great. I’m going to get my wings spruced up for the wedding that will truly last for eternity. See you in an hour or millennium watches don’t work here

MIKE-   Okay

O.S. –  Wing noises

MIKE-   Maybe dying alone isn’t so bad

I’m alive again!!! After a brief time in internet coma my blog is up and running. Yes, all those brilliant, dumb, controversial, silly, funny and most significantly “authentic” words that come in my head even ones that are grammatically correct will be seen again. So please read and let the world know I’m alive again and ready to reveal my unvarnished “truth” as it see to my beating world.

FOOTNOTE-  Lesson learned have your credit card payments up to date especially when going away.

As I start my walk toward the day I suddenly spot a flower that symbolizes everything coming my way. There are three to choose from and I fear if I choose the wrong one my day will be ripped away like the flower I hold in my hand.  One represents happiness, another hate while the third might be the scariest of all indifference.  Life appears to come at me this way no matter what rode I actually climb. Episodes are triggered like the cut of a flower and going back is as hard as putting them back on the plant. So, I look and wonder maybe this day the medicine will work and the path will actually determine the flower that comes my way.

FOOTNOTE-  For, those that suffer from mental illness the choice might be made for them even if they seek a different flower.

Whether one agrees or disagrees with what President Trump did  January 6th could it logically be called an insurrection by anyone?  For, an insurrection is when one tries to take down an existing government and at that moment that was still one to be voted on by the duly elected congressional authorities. President Trump didn’t believe the process was just and wanted further review by the individual states before said vote was taken. At this point President Trump was still the one in power.  Furthermore, once said government was officially decided by Congressional approval it would not take power till the office holder was sworn into power fourteen days later. Therefore you may President Trump was wrong or right but he couldn’t be involved in an insurrection because it never did occur.