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Should I say it or should Y-O-U?  It’s not that I’m standing on protocols just a ladder that I continue to try and climb. If I say “Hi” now will it lead to a whole conversation in which I will forget what step I was on before?  How about if that “hi” would lead to a conversation that makes my life much better in ways that I could only dream about before the words come out?  A matter of fact it could go the opposite way as well leading to you not responding or worse making it appear that I’m dependent on Y-O-U.  “Hi” someone is going to say it unless we both are dealing with thinking about it way too much before the word comes out.

It’s not doing what it’s supposed to do then call “Help Next Door”.  This app will help you find those that are available to help you with your problems within walking distance. Like an Uber but for technical needs “Help Next Door” will quickly and easily help fix your minor problems and with the extra certified fee you can make sure it stays fixed. Just put in your technical problem and zip code then this app will find the mechanic to get to work right here/right now.   It’s time your technical problems find a convenient solution ” Help Next Door” will be your spot to find it.

HC- This can’t be happening!!

BC-  Face reality we are overstated our hand even with the NGO’s, illegal immigrants vote and drop boxes which were cut back.

KH-  Don’t look at me I gave you all I had….

FF-  Alright everyone calm the f down. It’s time to release the truth.

BO-  You’ve got to be kidding us.

FF-  Not on us but the economy and foreign policy. Once we release the true data it will overwhelm the administration and I think China might be enticed to try their hand on Taiwan as well. They’ll be so much confusion on 1/20 that they’ll never be able to focus on us.

BC- It’s brilliant and with the media corporate complex will make sure our story never hits our press.

FF-  There is the problem of the alternate press but I think GS can make some purchases before the 1/20 deadline. So, rest assured for soon we will make sure everyone knows who is in charge before our shit finally hits the fan and control what direction it goes in.

BO-  Now, let’s schedule a nice trip to Martha’s Vineyard far away from the chaos we left behind.

“Bread For U-S” will allow one to make bread that taste exactly the way you want it to be.  For this place will let you the type of bread (ex-croissant, bagel, baguette) and then you select the spices, herbs, and or flavors you want to add to it before it’s finally added to the oven. Better than that you can decide whether it’s Innie or outie giving you flavor crunch you deserve. “Bread For U-S” crunch the difference.

FOOTNOTE-  I’m hungry to create this business figuratively and literally.

Let’s face it you’re attractive is that wrong? Am I supposed to close my eyes when you walk by? You have a way to attract people to you which I think is your intention as you must spend endless hours making yourself look just right.  I could deny my eyes but that would be a lie just as one wouldn’t deny a beautiful piece of art isn’t something worthy to look at. The difference is whether those looks will continue to stay bright once the deeper side of you is revealed with what is said and done?

You are such a vital part of my life and am afraid I’ll never see you again.  Without you I definitely wouldn’t be here and I know as bad as it is that I don’t give you the credit you deserve. I’m so sorry that this occurs but please note I’ll do almost anything to make sure you never leave me. I’m willing to give up almost any food and even eat try to like “Salmon” just for Y-O-U.  I walk miles to make sure we never ever part. So even if I never see you again just note I never want you to miss a beat as you are truly special to M-E.

P.S. Who am I ?