After being the weapon of choice in an assault of at a US Custom & Border Protection Agent Washington DC officials now require a license to carry a foot long. “The truth is does anyone really need to have a footlong sandwich 6″ is long enough” said Mayor Muriel Bowser. “We need to protect our citizens especially if extra mayor is added” said the mayor. The mayor’s protection detail of course will be allowed to carry the 12″ version for her protection.
FOOTNOTE- After discovering it was a Custom & Border Protection agent who was attacked the mayor rescinded this order.