Please don’t pet her at least when I’m around. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate all the exciting places that you’ve allowed me to explore but the mouth of a tiger would not be one of them. Yes, I know you think this is just harmless fun as was our unique trips along the path but this doesn’t end well, at least it didn’t last night. I woke up too realize that this was the case and now am afraid to close my eyes and see where you’ll take me next.