I want just a bit of my four legged forgiveness in my life even if I don’t have a tail. Our “best friends” literally get away with giving us sh** within a minute of their sad pouting face while this one with two legged friends can’t even be taken for a walk before the scolding begins. Does being less then brilliant pay off or is just the cute effect? I’m far from perfect but I don’t eat up your homework right? So please give me some tail and forgive me I promise I’ll sit if you ask.