Monthly Archives March 2024

I do all the work but don’t get any of the credit. Do you know how hard it is to keep this commander and chief from falling again even as his polls continue to slide? At this point I’m the brains of this operation as I try to point him in the right direction.  Listen, he might not say much but I walk him out of a press conference quicker then that thing between his shoulders can stop talking. Corn puff would be proud for I truly save his day. Yet, if he continues to ignore me well let’s just say there is always another fall to come his way.

Deep in the ocean I will find my pearl. I’ve looked at many an Oyster but even in the best conditions found a speck of what could have been. Maybe another diver took out the pearl when I wasn’t looking for their life appears so much brighter than more  or could there be no more to be found.  Maybe I should just quit as my oxygen level appears to be leveling off and just settle for any clam instead.

I didn’t want that present but your apology is accepted if not a bit too wet.  You’re not required to do community service just community licking and you could get away with murder. Well, murder might be pushing your envelope unless it’s an insect crawling on the floor but that’s an entirely different blog piece.  Dog apologies accepted with a Kleenex  near you

ANGEL- Wait, before you get any closer lets look at your EIP

MAX- My EIP?

ANGEL-  Yes, your Environmental Impact Statement

MAX-  My score should be pretty high. I mean I had solar panels before they were in, recycled whenever….

ANGEL- I’m sorry to report that they’re a bit lower then expected.

MAX- Dammit, Sorry about that I know I should have checked where they get the lithium for the electric vehicle.

ANGEL- I think you’re looking at the wrong chart. The Environmental Impact Statement is how your actions and deeds effected those around you. It could be as simple as forgetting to flush the toilet after you should of, or coming back at 2 AM and banging doors as if nobody was in the house or…

MAX- Wow, I didn’t know that number counted before.

ANGEL- Honestly, it’s all that matters in the end. If you missed work because you decided to hang out with your friends a bit later or didn’t think about your home responsibilities.

MAX- Wow, I guess then I’m screwed .

ANGEL- Well, I have some lee way for you produced music and for the right reason. Let’s see you were always there for a friend even if you made too many people your friend. I think that gives you some bonus points. Let me do a little calculations on your behalf.

MAX- Drumroll please

ANGEL- Yes, humor is added and because of that we can let you in. Of course you’ll have to do a bit more to earn your wings yet you’re clear for takeoff at the gates now.

If you need a break from your world “Resident Alien” might just be the journey you should go on. I’m still traveling through the first season but the characters are so entertaining and fun that I think I’ll stay on this spaceship for awhile. Harry, also is somewhat forced to learn a bit about the human race on his journey but right now the PC planet is not on his trip. Alien Resident, for sometimes it’s good to get away far, far, away.

This fight caused me to look deeper and reveal an underlying truth that I never knew existed. There is more to this world then the clouds you put me through. I’m sure that path won’t always be sunny but at least it won’t crack compared to the path I’ve walked with Y-O-U.  Honestly, I’m not sure if this revelation will cause me to actually walk alone for I am one who fears conflict and might be too conditioned to expect the shells but at least I know it does exist.

Once one accepts the lines that are drawn one can be kept in such a spot. This is where a person accepts that their life might be without a partner that others might have and just move on their own line. They accept that certain moments of happiness will be separated from others for the peace it brings when the other was dragged along.  The pain lessons and just becomes part of their daily life. They accept this “reality” even if another channel might be available but are afraid to cross any new lines.

Once Y-O-U realize that your actions are your responsibility half your burden is lifted. For, one can then seek forgiveness from whom they’ve done wrong and the one who gave them the free will to act in such a way. One can offer some type of sacrifice to G-D their maker not only to ask for forgiveness but to seek a different route then the one they were on. G-D willing this is not just a mirror I show to the world but the one I also look into everyday.

So let me calculate this. I’ve worked while you have not. Performed many a household chore as well as took on general responsibility for the entire household. Changed like my clothes on a daily basis to try and make this work while you slept in the same day after day.  Yet somehow your “entitled” to 1/2 of everything?  I’ve done many a math equation but G-D knows this doesn’t add up.

Here is my Thursday’s song.  The beat, tone and texture of the song just fit my work schedule and maybe even slide into the weekend. Girl In Red “Too Much” just enough for today.