Telemarketing Horror- A Shadow Series

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TELEMARKETER-  I have a great deal on Solar Panels Today

JOHN-  How exciting!!

O.S. – Dial tone

TELEMARKETER-  I think we got disconnected

JOHN-  You think!!

O.S.   Dial Tone

TELEMARKETER-   You think this is a joke!!

JOHN-  No, your just a joke

O.S. – Dial Tone

JOHN-   Can’t you get a fuckin hint!!

TELEMARKETER-  Maybe you want to check your bank account before you hang up this time.

JOHN-  What are you saying?

TELEMARKETER-  Let’s just say the Solar Panels would have been a much better bargain. Being rude doesn’t pay except my bills.

JOHN-  Hello, Hello (pause)  What the hell just happened!!  I’m sorry please I’ll buy the panels!!!! Hello…

O.S. – Dial Tone

 

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