O.S. – Funeral music, crying
STEVE- I can’t be!!
CASPER- You are but look on the bright side you can finally seeing “The Rolling Stones” on stage before they join us.
STEVE- I’m really dead.
CASPER- Yes, and there is a lovely community that you’ve joined at least for the time being and think of the bright side you’ll get to do all the things you wanted to do while you were alive without waiting on line, buying tickets, or worrying about parking.
STEVE- You mean I can go to the Superbowl?
CASPER- Not only go but be on the ground level. Yelling whatever the hell you want. Well, maybe not the hell you don’t want to end up there but you get the point.
STEVE- Wow, maybe this isn’t so bad. Yet I’ll miss my loved ones.
CASPER- Yes, that sorta sucks but now you can truly have the quality time with them that you always wanted without any work responsibilities although it will be a one way communications at least in most circles.
STEVE- I guess being a ghost isn’t so bad. I’m going to….
CASPER- Oops forgot to warn him the clock to the gate opening is moving and right now he’s on the escalator. Heaven floor next stop. Oh well, who’s my next guest to great Henry Kissinger?