5/17/23-6:16 AM- Spam is Spam for utilizing without it’s permission and as result tainting the “quality” of said product. Spam believes that spam is hamming up it’s claim and is just completely fake unlike their original taste. Spam the product is made up many bi-products which leads one to wonder whether either Spam should honestly be opened up.
FOOTNOTE- If you believe this story then maybe your the type who enjoys both forms of Spam.