When I do something a bit nasty not nice the dog transform comes in very handy. This allows the world to see me as ones four-legged friend and who can hold a grudge to that face. One might think that was a sh**ty thing to do but with my sad puppy eyes you’ll clean it up. Dog transform allows me to be the worst I can be and never take the blame. Guilty until my tail wags and then everything is swept under the rug even the stain I left behind.
FOOTNOTE- I hate the licking part but if it’s part of the gig what can I do.