Monthly Archives September 2019

G-D I pray along with millions of your children from various backgrounds that you miraculous send a complete speedy cure to Alex Trebek. We understand that their are many on your “sick list” that are seeking similar help but what a great witness to your mercy, strength and love if this public personality was suddenly cured of the “incurable”. We implore you to do said work while you continue to help all those of various spotlights  especially those who are most dim. It’s just that Alex perseverance as well as honesty about his illness is something that hit’s home with so many that have kept their illnesses in the closet and his cure might open their doors as well.  G-D we pray that this is your will and thank you for your continued help along the way.

I want to thank the academy (my daughter) for this truly special award. For after the ten’s of thousands of jokes that are heard daily mine was concluded to be the worst joke ever. The truth is it wasn’t easy getting here for some jokes were truly cheesy to the put of Cheddar but this one really took even the cheesecake cake with the strawberries on top.  It wasn’t just a typical father joke but one that will go down in history and that’s something to be proud of.  Years in the making (trust my daughter) this one joke stood out as the one to conquer all and she just might be right.  Out of the blue  I said  “Don’t put the dog in the refrigerator” that was it and you know what after full evaluation I think I might just deserve this award.

I have to admit  I have a bit of social anxiety and if you looked like me would you really blame me. For I don’t know which way to fly so I sorta fly up and down until I’m so dizzy I just fly straight. It’s not easy being a bee except when there is some nectar in the air otherwise I fear others will just swat me away, so my anxiety is really your fault. If you truly loved me or liked me a little I could fly straight to my destination but instead I deal with this social anxiety that keeps me buzzing all day long instead. By the way are you done with that Melon it sure smells wonderful?

Flat is fine. For it doesn’t need really to bust through to satisfy your desire. Flat can be just the flavor your body is calling for without all the bright lights around it. Sometimes it’s just to big to absorb anyway.  So grab that can of day old seltzer water for in the end it’s just water that you’ll be drinking.  What you were thinking about something else you’re mind is as flat as a pole.

Over the next month I will not be looking my best because that’s the right thing to do for now.  For I’m in a state of mourning for my mother’s passing and according to Jewish tradition one is not to shave during such a period. Additional I’m not supposed to spend time grooming especially during the 1st week.  The good news in this account was my mother passed close to the high holidays which allowed this period of ugliness to be a whole lot shorter.  So if you see in the upcoming weeks and think “he doesn’t look his best” you’ll understand that is the way it’s supposed  to be.

One of the big mystery’s in my mind was Apple Juice, Orange Juice, Grape Juice but after a dream the secret was revealed. For why did my mom serving each one of these juices during a dinner time over 40 or so years ago stay in my mind even today. Yes, it was thoughtful of her to think about the needs of her children but I later discovered it might just have something to do with her being an identical twin in which  her own individual identity was hidden for so many years.  My mother wanted her children to be able to express their own individuality even at a young age and be their own person.  If this isn’t prove you can find additional evidence  with vegetables carrots, peas and stream beans  Being an individual might be fitting in a crowd when it felt right or mending a whole different path on one’s own.  Orange Juice, Apple Juice, Grape Juice you truly might just be what you drink so enjoy your own individual taste of life.

Google says that Ynes Mexia is the # 1 trending search and I say it’s good to be “Google”. Let’s face it when most of got up this morning we didn’t have the least bit interest in “Ynes Mexia” but then Google decided to put this very talented botanist (I presume) on the top of their search engine and now she is all the rave.   Ynes Mexia had made great discoveries all her life but few outside the botanist world would have discovered that until “Google” decided  to have it their way.  Now they’ll be a surge in people going to botanist training so that they can join Ynes picture.   Which proves the point it’s good to have Google on your side and in their pictures.

Pre Goodbye’s are needed to make sure the goodbye comes within minutes not hours. They are used when you go to a party or event with another person who doesn’t appear to look at an clock. For by the time the other person actually is ready to step out the door someone else might just call them in. Pre-Goodbye’s allow you the time to acknowledge to everyone around that you plan to leave even if your partner is still saying hello.  Pre-Goodbye’s give you the peace of mind to just walk out.