Now I know how she feels. For you can tell me anything you want but your clothes smell a different story. It hurts to know after all the fun times that I thought we had together that you would seek someone else to pet. I always thought I would be your 4 legged best friend for life but now I wonder if I should be licking someone else instead.
FOOTNOTE- It’s been 5 minutes which is like a lifetime to me so let’s just go for a walk.