Your Future….

Posted by Bruce - in Blog - No Comments

I’m predicting too many a future for many a loved one and I don’t own a crystal ball.  For unfortunately this story has been told way too often and I’m worried this ball might come true in their and my future as well.  Here are the omniscient signs that G-D willing will not come true by heading these warnings.

(1) HEART ATTACK-  The truth is many a good friend is having their waistline continue to grow and that only weakens the heart. This prediction can be altered with a serious effort to lose said weight.

(2) TYPE 2 DIABETES – If you don’t cut back on the White Bread, Carbohydrates and sugar in your life I’m afraid that this prediction will be in your line as well.

(3)  SIGNS OF DEMENTIA-  You can’t expect to stay mentally healthy if the only activity you give your mind is the boob tube. It’s time to work out your brain before your brain decides to take a break.

(4)  STOMACH PROBLEMS-  The stress is literally probably killing me. I need to take the take to actually smell at least 1/2 a rose.  I’ve got to 1/4 rose on Shabbos.

 

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