I killed Paul or was it Paulette but it was an accident …well sorta. For I didn’t mean to kill him/her they had just got in my way and I did warn them in advance. There other friends knew I meant business and ran for their life’s when I gave them the message but Paul/Paulette was stubborn to their last crawl. Who knew I really possessed such strength in the first place and if I didn’t kill them that way they would have drowned anyway. They just went to the wrong boat at the wrong time and he/she should have known this was one person who wouldn’t take their intrusion lightly. Due I feel remorse maybe a bit but nothing I can’t stamp out of my mind.
FOOTNOTE- Paul/Paulette was a spider who got on my Kayak when I tried to push them off all that remained was their body parts left on my boat. Yes, it’s a bit melodramatic but I really wanted it to leave instead of be buried at sea.