Love To Hear-WARNING FUNNY

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WARNING- This could just be funny.

I’m not sure about you but occasionally I’d like to hear a different wedding speech and even vow. Here are a few I think that would let’s say inspire us…. to laugh.

(1) I traveled the world to find someone this special. Unfortunately my miles ran out and here we are.

(2) You complete me like an Aspirin and a headache. I’m just not sure which one we are to each other.

(3) I would be with you for richer or poorer. I wouldn’t marry you but I think I would let you stay at my house occasionally.

(4)  I knew you were the perfect person for me the 1st time I met you. I really ran out of options.

(5) You are the most beautiful person in the world. My eyesight has been going.

 

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