I generally believe that individual adults should have the right to do what they want with their own body but let’s face it government intervention should occur with smell. For some individuals don’t realize,(how do I say this with tact) oh forget it they STINK? It totally leaves me in bewilderment that on a Monday morning after a weekend of relaxation that they wake up STINKING! Don’t get me wrong I understand that some individuals have a medical condition that can cause such odors but there are long lasting deodorants and extra clean shirts for such problems. So here is my government solution (below)
(1) STINKERS are given extra fresh clothes & bi-weekly showers with soap as well as shampoo
(2) STINKERS receive free weekly trips to the laundromats and extra pairs of clothes.
(3) STINKERS are finally given an emergency deodorant bomb that can be released into the environment to save us all even if it builds up their carbon footprint.