Your friends might have the regular Tattoo’s or Piercing but you have a BEDTAT. That’s right the only Tattoo designed by the help of those artistic creatures. Add a bit of the standard tattoo features such as color/lines and you have something that everybody in the neighborhood will want. A BEDTAT will be put together with our specially trained Bed Bugs or you can start with the mark they have already left you in your own bed. It’s time that you truly stand alone with a BEDTAT. Warning you might truly be standing alone when it is shown.
FOOTNOTE– This is a joke … I hope.