BILL No! I didn’t 500 hundred woman shoes I’m not a woman or transgender so why would I.
SALES PERSON– Well maybe it’s for your wife. Your a nice husband right?
BILL Yes, I’m nice to my wife but trust me I’m not that nice.
SALES PERSON – Well who’s voice is this then?
BILL’S VOICE- Yes I agree
BILL- That is my voice but it sounds like it came from the telemarketing survey I decided to take. You wouldn’t be taking my voice out of content would you?
DIAL TONE
BILL – Hello, hello wait is someone taping my voice now?