GUILTY

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Dog In Jail 2  Dog in Jail

The court finds you guilty as charged for the following crimes (below). You will be sent to the dog house with leniency for good behavior or licks.

(1) INDECENT EXPOSURE- Even the cartoon characters wear a shirt

(2) SEXUAL HARRASMENT–  It might not actually be sexually but it is harrassment how many licks can one person take …and the ear?

(3)  STALKING- Maybe a little room would be nice. I’m literally being smothered.

(4) PUBLIC DEFECATIONS– This would be excused since the toilet doesn’t fit your body type but my kitchen floor give me a break and some wipes.

FOOTNOTE- See being a dog isn’t so bad after all for these are crimes we with 2 legs would be sent to the pound for.

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