With political pundits and their politicians claiming destruction I figured now is a good time to bring up some morbid thoughts. For although I strongly swing right I don’t believe a scythe will becoming directly for us depending on this years results…. but I could be wrong.
(1) The number 1 way to die in one’s house is by falling so no matter what happens this election don’t be standing too close to the stairs.
(2) Saturday is the day of the week most people to die. Which means most won’t be able to blame the election results on their passing.
(3) In the 2018 Mexican election over 132 politicians were killed. I guess our divisions aren’t truly killing us.
(4) There were 5 people who won elections even know they were dead. Depending on who actually wins we must those individuals win re-election instead.