JUST BREAKING…. 10-3-18- 7:30AM- Documents from Brett Kavanaugh’s Kindergarden class shows that he was the one who STOLE the Red Crayon from Sally’s desk. Documents prove that Kavanaugh actually admitted to the crime and we have obtained a picture of Sally in the moments after the incident (see below)
One has to wonder whether a person who could steal a crayon is worthy of receiving a vote for the highest office of the land.
FOOTNOTE- I believe this is a fake news. It might have been a Green crayon and Sally’s name has been changed to protect her identity.