CNN has just obtained footage from dismissed White House employee Omarosa that proves the President eats in a racist way. The tapes reveal that the President would only order white bread with his sandwich with a glass of pure white milk. That’s right even when the President was offered Chocolate Milk he refused saying that it caused him to have gas. Saying that the color brown gives you gas has been condemned by leaders in the black community such as the Reverend Al Sharpton. The White House has refused to comment.
FOOTNOTE- This is fake news but who doesn”t think CNN would cover this angle if it was to spill out. Someone get me a paper towel please!