I officially became a Redneck yesterday now the only question is how long will I last. Yes, I went to a NASCAR race where plenty of Rebel flags could be seen but that wasn’t the acceptance letter. I also drank “Southern Comfort” from a plastic bottle and that moved the needle but I still wasn’t there. What moved me to this category actually was an item I forgot for my neck and back are officially red and there is no denying that. Now I love my fellow Red Necks but when does it stop hurting. Sun tan lotion the cure for any real Red Neck.