You really want to see this film but everyone’s scheduled is booked so go yourself and nobody really has to know if you follow these simple rules (below). Please also know if you go by yourself you don’t have to worry about peer reviews and can come and go as you please.
(1) CONFIDENCE- Nobody really knows if you’ve gone by yourself unless you reveal this fact. For example how many people wait for a friend to buy popcorn, go the restroom, or even arrive a bit later.
(2) COMPANY- Sit next to someone else in the theater. It will look as if you came with those people anyway.
(3) ARRIVE JUST ON TIME- If the movie is about to begin then idle talking won’t be necessary.
(4) BUY LARGE POPCORN- It’s nice to share with neighbors and convince your mind that you really didn’t go by yourself.
(4) COMMENT AFTERWARDS- Ask the people next to you what they thought about the film after it ends. Who knows you might make a friend for your next movie experience.
(5) THE DARK- In the end nobody will even notice that you’re alone in the theater for they will be looking at the screen not you.