I’ve determined that the Yankees are vampires who suck the living blood out of my poor beloved Met’s everytime they get a spark. For just as the Met’s begin to win they eventually start to lose as the Yankees winning streak begins to take shape. Somehow this evil team finds a way to suck the very bone marrow out of my beloved team till eventually I even have to think M-E-T-S = My Entire Team Sucked or more appropiately sucked dry. Yet just your weight Yankee fans for we have a Vampire hunter in the AAA weighting to take a bite into your empire and he comes with a very special bow that knocks it out. A Teebow for short that might just be the vampire slayer we Met’s fans have been waiting for.
