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Monday August 23rd -9 AM- Rod Rosenstein the hard working, brilliant Deputy Attorney General has decided to resign due to “personal matters.” This move has caused an earthquake in the political sphere as many believe he was pushed out by the President who wants to stop the Mueller Investigations of his administration just as the heat is piling on. Many believe this move will result in immediate impeachment procedures in the house as Attorney General Sessions is expected to announce his resignation as well. Senator Charles Shumer and House Leader…. (oops) Minority Leader are demanding immediate actions to this constitutional crisis.
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Rod Rosenstein has released the following statement ” In no way has the President in anyway suggested or pushed me to resign from my position and has actually suggested I stay till the Mueller investigation is through but the truth is I’m burnt out with this position and want to spend more time with my family and friends. It’s time for me to start smelling some roses and even a Pig Skin with my children instead of legal briefs.” said Mr. Rosenstein… as reported. Deep sources within the administration strongly suggest Rod Rosenstein was burnt out because of the President’s continued pressure for him to leave.
FOOTNOTE- This is fake news but if it happened wouldn’t this be the truth.