DOG 3- RULES

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This doesn’t require a college degree although it appears that many of 4 legged friends had to repeat the classes over and over again.  For there are  3 basic rules to get along with most of your 2 legged friends … no not four. I understand starting the sentence with for is confusing but it’s a different form of 4 (Four) see?  Okay maybe if I spell them out again you’ll understand and please note this is no room for Talmudic discussion or interpretation just 3 exact rules.

RULE 1 – KNOW WHERE TO GO – Literally it’s never a good idea to go inside unless there is an exact location specified for this business.

RULE 2- RESTRICTED BARKING-  We people don’t need to know about a bird flying by our house at 2AM in the morning. When you’re owner is sleeping or in the zone respect their quiet except if someone comes too close to a door or window.

RULE 3- BITE ONLY WHEN WARRANTED-  Simply put if you or your loved one is being attacked then it’s time your teeth can be shown otherwise keep it to yourself.

 

 

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