Monthly Archives January 2018

WARNING- Politically insensitive

Resistance is hysterical especially when it comes to Democrats efforts to shut down the government. I’m truly not sorry to say that they look completely silly, for what was the purpose of the shut down and what did they actually accomplish spell it with me-N-O-T-H-I-N-G.  The monies to run the government stayed the same and now President Trump has more of an incentive to stick a wall right in front of the Democratic party.  Where winning and I’m not sick of it at all.

Wherever, whatever stripe you come in I want to give you a big hug for all your warm regards during my birthday weekend!  I can’t physically hug everyone for that would take traveling around many worlds but please take take this message as if two arms are surrounding you. May you feel the warmth of this hug for many, many years to come.

Dear Fellow American’s I would not be performing my constitutional duties to defend and protect the United States if I didn’t make the following statement. I understand that in a democracy it is important to have diversity of opinion but when one uses the forces not put in the constitution to resist the basic survival of such a government then changes must be adopted. Therefore I’ve asked that Senate leadership to reinstate a 50 vote threshold within 72 hours if no agreement can be made to fund our basic functions of government.  I hope that this measure will not be needed again but government must and should function not for the good of any party but the country as a whole. Thank you and May G-D bless the United States.

FOOTNOTE- This is currently fake news but I hope it becomes current news if the shut down continues.

You’ve seen my face on your clothes before but do you really know me? For I’m only really recognized when you decide to give me some attention. I’ll stay and make my mark until you realize how important that I am and sometimes it takes others to prove it to you. All I want is a tender loving care maybe a nice shower and I’ll disappear as if I was never there but if I’m ignored I won’t go away and will bring some of my friends along for your ride.

It might be worse to get no reaction then even a negative thought to your “EXCITING plan”. For a negative reaction at least shows there is some interest in your plans while a bored reaction might say it’s completely off their radar.  Maybe it’s so far gone that it’s not worthy of even their comments or suggestions or maybe they just don’t care.  Either way it makes you feel as if you should keep the excitement inward until you meet the person who at least can hop on one foot or act as if they can.

Last night I was eating dinner with loved one’s when I mentioned that if we replaced Monica Lewinsky with Marilyn Monroe it would be a more understandable act. This seemed like a pretty recognizable fact that a person could understand temptation better when the image was let’s say more tempting. Yet I was accused of sexism and treating woman as an object and that this topic was off limits. I give you the following items of defense (below) before I’m condemned to censorship.

(1)BOTH WAYS-   I understand if a woman felt the same way between Brad Pitt and let’s say Pee Wee Herman. Sorry Pee Wee know one wants to play in your playhouse.

(2) VOICE-   I’d add that if Marilyn Monroe had a Mickey Mouse voice she may not be as tempting.

(3) SCIENCE/FAITH-  I think this is one area where science and faith agree that it is part of the human being’s biological make up and even soul to be attracted to a person you find more attractive physically.

(4) APPLE & UGLY FRUIT-  How many “progressive people” will choose the Ugly Fruit (actually name of a fruit) vs the Apple? I actually have tried an ugly fruit and it’s ugly inside as well.

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Just in case you needed another picture to prove the case.

Down to the last roll of the dice with the $$’s I put into my gambling pocket the pocket all of sudden became much larger.  The shooter became hotter then hell as the numbers kept coming up and we became suddenly very close friends. Craps is one of the most exciting games out there especially when it suddenly turn up.  It is a game of patients knowing when truly it’s worth to put more $’s on the table and when you have to just play the line. Let’s face it though if that 7 or 11 came when I was down to the final roll there would be nothing to read about today and I wouldn’t feel so brilliant today as I did many more rolls before.

It was a nail that needed to come off but if it did just then the pain would have been exhausting so I bandaged it up unable to look at the results. For weeks on weeks the bandaged appeared to hold everything together as I assumed the nail would remain but when you don’t look you never know what truly remains.  Then suddenly the band aid was gone as was the nail and I thought where did it all go. I felt no pain and some how regretted it.

FOOTNOTE- This is a metaphor for what, it’s up to you to decide.