No this wedding can’t proceed! Our heads are truly spinning about this announcement! I, Thomas Jefferson who was held in treason for demanding American freedom is now witnessing this heresy from the grave. Me and “Mr Jefferson” don’t agree on much but this disgrace to the crown must be stopped you can not marry this traitor. Nor marry this dictator we will not be subject to the crown every again. I understand that times have changed a bit so our years of war have now turned into countries of true friendship which makes our bones brittle enough but lovers can you bury us any deeper?!
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November