Monthly Archives October 2017

“Hillary’s  2016 Excuse Tour” rolls on and that doesn’t just come from those on the political right but from the left’s magazine “Newsweek”/Leftweek. When “Newsweek” tells you to stop with all the excuses for your loss Hillary it’s time for you to start a new campaign.  No, No, I’m sorry please not that maybe just go on a nice vacation with Bill. There you could blame everyone from the airport, to the airlines and finally even poor old Bill (maybe you should leave him home) for having a lousy time but sometimes it’s best to blame yourself 1st. For in the end no matter what is put on our table we are the one’s who decide to eat or throw it away.  So the next time you decide to do something or refrain thereof Hillary please take a mirror along for what happens to you might truly occur because of the decisions that you see reflecting from it.

I will not run for political office but I could be persuaded to reconsider if asked by the right people.  For there are not only skeletons in my closet but bodies yet is there any other way to get some great solutions out to the public? Who wants to have to run around shaking hands and smiling all night and day long except if people really care what you might be saying. The critics will say every lie and dirty allegation they can think of about me but if they actually give me time to rebut and state the truth maybe…  It takes extraordinary time and energy to run but I know a good gas station for that purpose it’s called “purpose”.  So I will not run for federal or state office but if “key people” start running then my engine will be off to the races.

After tasting every type of Triscuit in the marketplace I’ve determined that Milton’s Original Multi Grain is the best cracker… for now.  To be honest my mouth was paid with delicious crunchy taste as it made this decision for me.. These crackers are full of flavor from each and every delicious bite and are actually even nutritious.  I leave the ” for now” open because who knows which cracker my mouth will paid with taste for in the future.

I’ve found the “Fountain Of Youth” and it’s location starts with a bone.  For if one wants to stay young they must think as such and the only way to do so is to get and all four’s and wag your tail.  Oh you don’t have a tail then get a dog for G-D’s sake’s.  Dog’s never get old in attitude until literally their dying days and we can stay young as well by following their lead/leach. We can act like we are only 6 years old as we make crazy sounds and run along with them.   Therefore the Fountain of Youth is made up of water but one that is not found in a fountain but on a tongue … that’s enough licks already!

As I walked past another empty sports bar last night I thought about those elite athlete’s that feel they are rebelling against “the man” because the kneel during the National Anthem and wondered do they care about  all the hard working  men and woman who are hurting.  As less and less people watch “the big game” at local bars and restaurants those individuals have less in their wallet.  Individuals who sold a shirt or jersey outside a stadium to make a few extra $’s for their family are truly left out in the cold because of your stupid stance I mean kneel.  So before you take a kneel this week maybe you should think where you came from and stand up for them instead.

WARNING- This Ad will make you laugh unless you’re clinically dead . If so I suggest you contact your local morgue.

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FOOTNOTE- I apologize for offending those who are Dr. in Triangle.

I’m breaking my NFL boycott this week by watching the NY Jets VS Patriots for several reasons (below).  Hopefully the entire NFL boycott can come to an end as we stand for some good old fashion football and of course our flag.

(1) It’s a great rivalry

(2) The Jets are having a much better year then expected.

(3) I don’t believe the NY Jets or New England Patriots have given a kneel during the standing ovation but will double check after the game.

(4) If 3 is correct why am I penalizing an entire team(s) for a few jerks.

(5) It’s really fun to watch football again.

FOOTNOTE- WORST CALL IN NFL FOOTBALL HISTORY MADE IN THIS GAME.

Yesterday it wasn’t one bird that decided to visit my driveway but hundreds if not thousands and I missed it.  Yes I saw it from my kitchen window but not up close and personal which could be a blessing or a curse? What I could say was a curse is I was too busy doing something else that I didn’t record this extraordinary event but could be a blessing is I kept my distance. For one bird can leave you something that stays with you through a wash but many can paint you white and that’s only one problem. Alfred Hitchcock showed us even small little birds may not be as harmless as one might think when they come together.  So I can safely say it was something unprecedented that I’ve lived to tell you about … for now. For who know who comes flying your way and when it all could reappear again.