Celebrity Needed

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WANTED CELEBRITY

1. Should have some acting and/or singing talent.

2. Must lean liberal

3. Beneficial if you lack arms.

4. Must have completely clean record on sexual harassment beneficial if you avoid other human beings.

5. Hermit’s will receive special condition  hermit 1

BENEFITS INCLUDE

1. Unlimited fame & $$$$

2. Oscar Nomination

3. Political Office at least in California and New York.

 

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